It's Friday. Sex?
either way he was missing a nipple.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
