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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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