she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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