Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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