Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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