I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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