Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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