So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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