so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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