you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Less talking, more tequila
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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