that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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