If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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