he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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