I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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