Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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