fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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