you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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