Porn is love you can see.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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