I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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