Yo dont text me then not text me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there's paper in my vomit.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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