ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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