well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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