***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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