dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i permit you to call me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
