so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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