did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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