So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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