you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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