Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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