We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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