how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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