i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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