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i was born a porn star she said
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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