God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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