In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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