We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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