Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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