i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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