Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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