Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
