doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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