I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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