HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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