I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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