Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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