Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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