We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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