My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
