i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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