I seem to have left my pride at pride
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
