I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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