Sry I called you an 8
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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