how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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