Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We're not piercing ourselves today.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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