"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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