I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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