How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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