Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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