Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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